{"id":592,"date":"2009-03-12T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2009-03-12T22:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T22:13:00","slug":"yo-por-eso-no-soy-una-vamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/yo-por-eso-no-soy-una-vamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo por eso no soy una vamp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cuando uno piensa en una vamp, lo primero que le viene a la cabeza es algo m\u00e1s o menos as\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_01n3S9LXLxU\/SbmJtyjXrVI\/AAAAAAAAAB8\/IoS-6EX97k8\/s1600-h\/Jessica_Rabbit.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_01n3S9LXLxU\/SbmJtyjXrVI\/AAAAAAAAAB8\/IoS-6EX97k8\/s320\/Jessica_Rabbit.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312428655217454418\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Claro, la cantidad de ropa depende de la cochambrosidad del pensante en turno).<\/p>\n<p>Pero hoy me top\u00e9 con una imagen muy mona, de una <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">vamp<\/span> medieval reci\u00e9n descubierta:<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_01n3S9LXLxU\/SbmJkRcBD-I\/AAAAAAAAAB0\/1Zc3NGEAvjM\/s1600-h\/vamp2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 256px;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_01n3S9LXLxU\/SbmJkRcBD-I\/AAAAAAAAAB0\/1Zc3NGEAvjM\/s320\/vamp2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312428491709419490\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>la chica, una italiana, est\u00e1 quiz\u00e1 un poco delgada; pero no deja de verse sexy, \u00bfno?<br \/>Ah, el ladrillo en la boca es para que no vaya a alimentarse de la sangre de muertos enterrados en la misma fosa (o vivos de las casas circundantes).<\/p>\n<p>En todo caso, dos cosas: <\/p>\n<p>uno, la nota completa est\u00e1 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ansa.it\/site\/notizie\/awnplus\/english\/news\/2009-03-06_106329688.html\">ac\u00e1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>dos, yo por eso no soy una <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">vamp<\/span>: me gustan mis dientes sin adorno de ladrillo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cuando uno piensa en una vamp, lo primero que le viene a la cabeza es algo m\u00e1s o menos as\u00ed: (Claro, la cantidad de ropa depende de la cochambrosidad del pensante en turno). Pero hoy me top\u00e9 con una imagen muy mona, de una vamp medieval reci\u00e9n descubierta: la chica, una italiana, est\u00e1 quiz\u00e1 un [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-9y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}