{"id":408,"date":"2005-04-13T12:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T12:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2005-04-13T12:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T12:10:00","slug":"y-cuando-nadie-se-lo-esperaba-una-carta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/y-cuando-nadie-se-lo-esperaba-una-carta\/","title":{"rendered":"Y cuando nadie se lo esperaba&#8230;. una carta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Que a la saz\u00f3n (pues tiene manchas de pimienta y cilantro) dice as\u00ed:<\/p>\n<p><em>Kerridah habrelataz diat\u00fan:<br \/>No abhia ezcrrritoh porrke estava contentoh. lla nostoy kontentoh porrke mi maridah me pongue a labarr traztes y no kiere mi mazcota ques un hoso bipolar vien vonitoh. Y nomigusta tenerr ijitoz. Zon mui latozoz. Me bienes por mih? Oh lla zeh: nos bemos enmedio. Tezperoh en Nueballor. Me dizfraso de monga henanita pa hentrar y a mi mazcota de hoso de peluhce. Lla teno el partapose. Dise ke zoi monga hirlandeza Mary O&#8217;Reilly. Berdat ke ci me haseptas de buelta? Nos bemos en el hagriopuerto hel zabado.<\/em>  <\/p>\n<p>No viene firmada, pero creo saber bien de quien es. Y no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 hacer. \u00bfEntend\u00ed bien? \u00bfHabla de mascotas? \u00bfUn ping\u00fcino divorciado -o al menos separado-? \u00bfUn pasaporte falsificado?<br \/>uff&#8230; Bienvenida, Rax, al <em>Eterno Retorno<\/em>&#8230; (Y bienvenidos los lectores, tambi\u00e9n)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Que a la saz\u00f3n (pues tiene manchas de pimienta y cilantro) dice as\u00ed: Kerridah habrelataz diat\u00fan:No abhia ezcrrritoh porrke estava contentoh. lla nostoy kontentoh porrke mi maridah me pongue a labarr traztes y no kiere mi mazcota ques un hoso bipolar vien vonitoh. Y nomigusta tenerr ijitoz. Zon mui latozoz. Me bienes por mih? Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-6A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}