{"id":307,"date":"2004-03-18T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2004-03-18T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-18T12:30:00","slug":"307","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/307\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u00c1nimo: a la baja<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Despert\u00e9 triste, y no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9. Ser\u00e1 el sue\u00f1o desagradable que tuve, ser\u00e1 el cansancio, ser\u00e1 el trabajo&#8230; ser\u00e1 el virus de la tristeza de las naranjas que me inocularon ayer en un laboratorio m\u00e9dico. De haber sabido que tendr\u00eda repercusiones, no me habr\u00eda presentado como conejillo de Indias, pero es que 20 d\u00f3lares son muy buenos.<br \/>\n<br \/>Y nada, que ahora estoy triste (y lo peor, mi cabell\u00f3 vir\u00f3 a color naranja) y medio depre (y lo m\u00e1s peor, mi nariz se convirti\u00f3 en una naranja).<br \/>\n<br \/>Claro, si me preguntan, dir\u00e9 que lo hago en nombre de la ciencia (y no que lo hago para comprarme una barbie nueva).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c1nimo: a la baja Despert\u00e9 triste, y no s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9. Ser\u00e1 el sue\u00f1o desagradable que tuve, ser\u00e1 el cansancio, ser\u00e1 el trabajo&#8230; ser\u00e1 el virus de la tristeza de las naranjas que me inocularon ayer en un laboratorio m\u00e9dico. De haber sabido que tendr\u00eda repercusiones, no me habr\u00eda presentado como conejillo de Indias, pero [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sCt21-307","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}