Solo un par de d\u00edas:<\/p>\n
Future Ex Girlfriend<\/b><\/p>\n
Saw you on the street<\/p>\n
we had to meet<\/p>\n
I thought I would greet you<\/p>\n
In just one week I would delete you<\/p>\n
People say the stupidest things<\/p>\n
On their first date like<\/p>\n
\u00abWhat’s your real name?\u00bb<\/p>\n
They reveal their ignorance<\/p>\n
but you adore them<\/p>\n
So you just ignore them<\/p>\n
Then came you raising the bar<\/p>\n
Oh, you, you won’t be undone<\/p>\n
I looked into your eyes<\/p>\n
And much to my surprise<\/p>\n
I saw there was nothing in there<\/p>\n
‘Cuase there’s nothing<\/p>\n
between your ears but air!<\/p>\n
There goes my future ex girlfriend<\/p>\n
She’s as sweet as a rose<\/p>\n
Yes, she is<\/p>\n
She has such beautiful lips<\/p>\n
Now, if only they were closed<\/p>\n
I love how you adore me<\/p>\n
Oh, but honey how you bore me<\/p>\n
Your life’s such a wreck<\/p>\n
I’ve lost all respect<\/p>\n
I don’t mean to surprise you<\/p>\n
It took me just one week to despise you!<\/p>\n
And I don’t care that you’re a model<\/p>\n
‘Cause let me say it’s clear to tell<\/p>\n
that your brain is shot to hell<\/p>\n
And no one cares that you love Keanu<\/p>\n
Oh, what’s the difference anyway<\/p>\n
Everybody knows that he’s gay<\/p>\n
Okay, I really don’t know that<\/p>\n
But let’s face it<\/p>\n
He’s too hot to be straight!<\/p>\n
There goes my future ex girlfriend<\/p>\n
That girl’s such a prize<\/p>\n
Yes, she is<\/p>\n
She’ll be the Queen of the world<\/p>\n
for a day or two in my eyes<\/p>\n
Perhaps I’ll wear a suit<\/p>\n
When I give you the boot<\/p>\n
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial<\/p>\n
I just think i’ll look more official!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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