{"id":80,"date":"2003-05-13T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-13T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2020-12-31T00:37:19","modified_gmt":"2020-12-31T06:37:19","slug":"80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/80\/","title":{"rendered":"Baconadas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Ya, juro que es la \u00faltima<\/i><\/p>\n<p>El domingo despert\u00f3 a Erika con huevos con tocino. Yummy (puaj). A m\u00ed esas cosas c\u00e9rdicas y grasosas, nom\u00e1s no&#8230; me sacan ronchas, neto.<\/p>\n<p>Pero creo que lo peor es que te obliguen a desayunar cuando tu mente apenas empieza a funcionar y tu est\u00f3mago nom\u00e1s no se anima a iniciar sus ejercicios matinales. No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 ser\u00e1, pero en esos casos se intensifican los aromas.<\/p>\n<p>Yo hoy despert\u00e9 con el olor de huevos con frijoles y me dio la nausea inmediatamismo. Lo bueno es que ac\u00e1 saben que desayuno m\u00e1s tarde y m\u00e1s ligero. De todas formas, el olor del aceite caliente me hizo pasar un mal rato.<\/p>\n<p>Que tengan buen d\u00eda, me voy a la chambeaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya, juro que es la \u00faltima El domingo despert\u00f3 a Erika con huevos con tocino. Yummy (puaj). A m\u00ed esas cosas c\u00e9rdicas y grasosas, nom\u00e1s no&#8230; me sacan ronchas, neto. Pero creo que lo peor es que te obliguen a desayunar cuando tu mente apenas empieza a funcionar y tu est\u00f3mago nom\u00e1s no se anima [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comida-yomi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sCt21-80","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2103,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/2103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}