{"id":542,"date":"2008-07-16T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=542"},"modified":"2009-08-25T02:50:10","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T02:50:10","slug":"opcion-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/opcion-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Opci\u00f3n A"},"content":{"rendered":"

— Doctor, \u00bfse acuerda de m\u00ed? Dej\u00e9 de venir hace como seis a\u00f1os porque ten\u00eda la impresi\u00f3n de que usted, en vez de ayudarme, estaba viendo la forma de sacarme m\u00e1s y m\u00e1s dinero. Como cuando me mand\u00f3 al taller de Constelaciones Familiares en Tlayacapan a precio de Canc\u00fan, o cuando me embarc\u00f3 en la fitoterapia para adelgazar y mejorar la psique, todo a la vez.
\n–Ah, s\u00ed, Raquel… me acuerdo de ti. Pero \u00bfno me dijiste que te ibas porque hab\u00edas conseguido una beca para estudiar esperanto en Finlandia?
\n–Este… ah, s\u00ed. Era eso. De la terapia que desert\u00e9 por lo que dije hace rato era otra, no la de usted, je.
\n–\u00bfY qu\u00e9 tal el esperanto?
\n–Nom\u00e1s cheque: hofolafa, \u00bfc\u00f3fomofo est\u00e1fa?
\n–Guau. Te felicito. \u00bfY por qu\u00e9 volviste, a todo esto?
\n–Es que sue\u00f1o zombis, doctor.
\n–…
\n–…
\n–…
\n–Oiga, no se supone que sea usted lacaniano, doctor. Deme algo para ya no so\u00f1ar zombies.<\/p>\n

No. Ir a terapia no es opci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

— Doctor, \u00bfse acuerda de m\u00ed? Dej\u00e9 de venir hace como seis a\u00f1os porque ten\u00eda la impresi\u00f3n de que usted, en vez de ayudarme, estaba viendo la forma de sacarme m\u00e1s y m\u00e1s dinero. Como cuando me mand\u00f3 al taller de Constelaciones Familiares en Tlayacapan a precio de Canc\u00fan, o cuando me embarc\u00f3 en la […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion","tag-suenos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-8K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":622,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions\/622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}