Cierto pollo, cierto d\u00eda,
paseando se encontr\u00f3
en una rosticer\u00eda
a un pollo que ya felp\u00f3.<\/p>\n
El pollo muerto gozaba
del calor y de las vueltas;
y al otro lo torturaba
un hambre a\u00fan no resuelta.<\/p>\n
\u00ab\u00a1Ea, pollito!\u00bb, le grit\u00f3
el pollero divertido;
\u00absi vienes ac\u00e1 al calor
te dar\u00e9 comida y nido.<\/p>\n
Mira al que ya adopt\u00e9,
subidito en el tiovivo.
Tan contento lo dej\u00e9
que ya no dice ni p\u00edo\u00bb.<\/p>\n
El pollo vivo fingi\u00f3
estar entusiasmadote
pero para s\u00ed pens\u00f3:
\u00abMe quiere hacer guajolote\u00bb.<\/p>\n
As\u00ed que vol\u00f3 cual pollo
(pollo vivo, por supuesto)
y se alej\u00f3 en buen rollo
de aquel negocio funesto.<\/p>\n
Aqu\u00ed termina la historia,
que tiene su moraleja:
mejor es vivir sin gloria
a que te hagan pendeja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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