{"id":510,"date":"2008-01-16T15:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T15:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=510"},"modified":"2008-01-16T15:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T15:20:00","slug":"freddy-rats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/freddy-rats\/","title":{"rendered":"Freddy Rats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(o Fede Ratas)<\/p>\n<p>Que no, que no es rinoencafalitis. As\u00ed que no es cierto que lo que fluye incesantemente de mi nariz sea mi cerebro, listo a juntarse y tomar forma y esencia de rinoceronte. L\u00e1stima.<\/p>\n<p>Me corrigen, pues, y me informan que lo que tengo es rinosinusitis.<br \/>-\u00bfY eso qu\u00e9s? -pregunto<br \/>-Infecci\u00f3n en los senos&#8230;<br \/>-\u00a1!<br \/>-D\u00e9jame terminar&#8230;<br \/>-Woah&#8230;<br \/>-No empieces a imaginarte cosas que&#8230;<br \/>-\u00a1ya entend\u00ed! Eso es lo que le pas\u00f3 a Madonna, \u00bfno? \u00a1Los picos! No era un brassier, \u00a1eran cuernos de rinoceronte!<br \/>-Ay&#8230;<br \/>-Pero&#8230; \u00bfme ver\u00e9 bien YO as\u00ed? Bueno, ahora que los ochenta\/noventa est\u00e1n IN, pueque s\u00ed, \u00bfverdad?<br \/>-No&#8230;<br \/>-\u00a1Me encanta que nunca me enfermo de cosas aburridas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(o Fede Ratas) Que no, que no es rinoencafalitis. As\u00ed que no es cierto que lo que fluye incesantemente de mi nariz sea mi cerebro, listo a juntarse y tomar forma y esencia de rinoceronte. L\u00e1stima. Me corrigen, pues, y me informan que lo que tengo es rinosinusitis.-\u00bfY eso qu\u00e9s? -pregunto-Infecci\u00f3n en los senos&#8230;-\u00a1!-D\u00e9jame terminar&#8230;-Woah&#8230;-No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-8e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}