{"id":509,"date":"2008-01-16T04:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T04:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=509"},"modified":"2008-01-16T04:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T04:58:00","slug":"fueraaaaaaaaa-de-programa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/fueraaaaaaaaa-de-programa\/","title":{"rendered":"FUERAAAAAAAAA&#8230; de programa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No fui a trabajar. En vez, me llevaron al doctor. Me revis\u00f3 la boca, la nariz y los o\u00eddos; me escuch\u00f3 el pecho y la espalda.<br \/>-Tienes rinocerontitis-dijo.<br \/>Entend\u00ed todo: me siento mal porque me estoy convirtiendo en rinoceronte. La nariz produce lo que ser\u00e1 mi cuerno (\u00bfkeratina l\u00edquida?), mi garganta se ensancha para que pueda yo maullar como rinoceronte, mi piel se cuartea porque crea nuevas capas protectoras.<br \/>Pens\u00e9 que lo correcto ser\u00eda embestir al doctor, para que se diera cuenta de mi resignaci\u00f3n ante el cambio. Pens\u00e9 que me felicitar\u00eda.<br \/>Pero no me felicit\u00f3: se enoj\u00f3, pidi\u00f3 que me controlaran y cuando le expliqu\u00e9 mi razonamiento, me repiti\u00f3 m\u00e1s despacio que lo que tengo es rinoencefalitis. \u00a1Es mi cerebro el que se est\u00e1 transformando! Yupi. Ser\u00e9 rinoceronte por dentro, pero humana por fuera. Y de todos modos, podr\u00e9 maullar como rinoceronte, a menos que me tome las est\u00fapidas medicinas que me recet\u00f3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No fui a trabajar. En vez, me llevaron al doctor. Me revis\u00f3 la boca, la nariz y los o\u00eddos; me escuch\u00f3 el pecho y la espalda.-Tienes rinocerontitis-dijo.Entend\u00ed todo: me siento mal porque me estoy convirtiendo en rinoceronte. La nariz produce lo que ser\u00e1 mi cuerno (\u00bfkeratina l\u00edquida?), mi garganta se ensancha para que pueda yo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-8d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}