{"id":421,"date":"2005-08-06T15:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-06T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=421"},"modified":"2005-08-06T15:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-06T15:36:00","slug":"rax-microempresaria-macromentirosa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/rax-microempresaria-macromentirosa\/","title":{"rendered":"Rax, microempresaria, macromentirosa."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Podr\u00eda poner mil pretextos: que me fui a Italia a la ordenaci\u00f3n de De\u00edctico como monja de la orden de las Santas Teiboleras Arrepentidas; que me enferm\u00e9 de las u\u00f1as y me dol\u00eda terriblemente el teclear; que un productor inteligente me &#8216;descubri\u00f3&#8217; y que estoy en proceso de colonizaci\u00f3n; que conoc\u00ed por chat a un extraterrestre y que me invit\u00f3 a conocer su planeta; que me devor\u00f3 un gato y apenas me regurgit\u00f3 en una bola de pelos&#8230;. pero no creo que sea honesto poner pretextos.<br \/>La verdad es que estoy iniciando una aventura: <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.rax-online.com\" target_blank>\u00a1mi propio restaurante!<\/a> Aqu\u00ed les va la fotito:<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/><center><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.rax-online.com\" target_blank><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rax-online.com\/images\/StoreFront.GIF\" alt=\"P\u00e1sele, p\u00e1sele! \u00a1Vea el men\u00fa!\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfNo est\u00e1 lindo?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ok. No es MIO, y no tiene nada que ver conmigo. Estuve todo este tiempo de adictota a los Sims y con flojera de hacer otra cosa. Buaaa.<br \/>Pero como dijo Confucio: \u00abHoy voy a cambiar\u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nos leemos por ac\u00e1 esta misma semana! <br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>si nos dejan los sims, claro&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Podr\u00eda poner mil pretextos: que me fui a Italia a la ordenaci\u00f3n de De\u00edctico como monja de la orden de las Santas Teiboleras Arrepentidas; que me enferm\u00e9 de las u\u00f1as y me dol\u00eda terriblemente el teclear; que un productor inteligente me &#8216;descubri\u00f3&#8217; y que estoy en proceso de colonizaci\u00f3n; que conoc\u00ed por chat a un [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-6N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}