{"id":355,"date":"2004-07-05T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-05T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=355"},"modified":"2004-07-05T19:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-05T19:22:00","slug":"y-las-ronchas-no-se-van","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/y-las-ronchas-no-se-van\/","title":{"rendered":"Y las ronchas no se van."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pero ya me vio el doctor. Me recet\u00f3 avapena y dice que no es grave pero que NO me rasque.<br \/>\n<br \/>Hm. No tengo mucho m\u00e1s que decir: cuando no estoy pensando en rascarme, me estoy preguntando c\u00f3mo terminar de poner mis cositas en orden para el viaje.<br \/>\n<br \/>Estoy vuelta roncha. Y las ronchas no se distinguen por su brillantez al pensar, o al escribir. Por lo menos deber\u00edan hacer descuentos en los vuelos transcontinentales a las ronchas simp\u00e1ticas, je.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pero ya me vio el doctor. Me recet\u00f3 avapena y dice que no es grave pero que NO me rasque. Hm. No tengo mucho m\u00e1s que decir: cuando no estoy pensando en rascarme, me estoy preguntando c\u00f3mo terminar de poner mis cositas en orden para el viaje. Estoy vuelta roncha. Y las ronchas no se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pCt21-5J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}