{"id":290,"date":"2004-02-17T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-17T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2004-02-17T13:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-17T13:37:00","slug":"290","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/290\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Se busca: cerebro<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Ya saben: una semana lo tengo en el refri, otra en la cabeza. Bueno&#8230; esta semana tocaba el cerebro en la cabeza. Lo fui a buscar al refri, y \u00a1no estaba!<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211;\u00bfQme bmfubscbas? &#8211;me pregunt\u00f3 mi hermano, con esa fea man\u00eda de hablar con la boca llena&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>Se me hel\u00f3 la sangre. S\u00ed: mi hermano estaba desayunando huevos revueltos con&#8230; \u00bfsesos?<br \/>\n<br \/>As\u00ed que se comi\u00f3 mi cerebro. Es un problema porque ando sin ideas, babeando el teclado, lo que es muy antiest\u00e9tico. Y malo para el teclado. Y es doblemente malo, porque a los cinco minutos de terminar de com\u00e9rselo, mi hermano comenz\u00f3 a murmurar sabe dios qu\u00e9 cosas en qu\u00e9 idioma, pero ahora tiene enormes ojeras, mirada perdida, cuerpo r\u00edgido y s\u00f3lo dice &#8216;yog sothot, dame m\u00e1s sesos&#8217;.<br \/>\n<br \/>Creo que se volvi\u00f3 zombie cuthuliano, o algo as\u00ed. Y yo incapaz de pensar qu\u00e9 hacer al respecto&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se busca: cerebro Ya saben: una semana lo tengo en el refri, otra en la cabeza. Bueno&#8230; esta semana tocaba el cerebro en la cabeza. Lo fui a buscar al refri, y \u00a1no estaba! &#8211;\u00bfQme bmfubscbas? &#8211;me pregunt\u00f3 mi hermano, con esa fea man\u00eda de hablar con la boca llena&#8230; Se me hel\u00f3 la sangre. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sCt21-290","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}