{"id":233,"date":"2003-11-18T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-18T13:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=233"},"modified":"2003-11-18T13:46:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-18T13:46:00","slug":"233","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/233\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Olviden al sapito brincador<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>Acabo de leer en las noticias que lo atropell\u00f3 un camin\u00f3 cuando trataba de cruzar una carretera. Parece que el cami\u00f3n le abri\u00f3 la cabeza, por lo que el diamante se le incrust\u00f3 a la llanta, causando una volcadura. Considerando que el cami\u00f3n era un trailer de doble remolque que llevaba canicas de la f\u00e1brica de canicas Marble Co., podemos imaginar el desmadre que se arm\u00f3 cuando todos los coches que ven\u00edan detr\u00e1s de \u00e9l empezaron a resbalar sobre las caincas, caniquitas y canicotas. Es un caos, la peor tragedia de la historia. La fila de autos colapsados en una carambola sensacional mide ya 17 kil\u00f3metros y sigue, pues para colmo es un d\u00eda de neblina y los coches que vienen nom\u00e1s no ven nada (bueno, los conductores) y se estampan&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>Parece que el chofer del trailer se dio a la fuga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olviden al sapito brincador Acabo de leer en las noticias que lo atropell\u00f3 un camin\u00f3 cuando trataba de cruzar una carretera. Parece que el cami\u00f3n le abri\u00f3 la cabeza, por lo que el diamante se le incrust\u00f3 a la llanta, causando una volcadura. Considerando que el cami\u00f3n era un trailer de doble remolque que llevaba [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sCt21-233","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}