{"id":201,"date":"2003-10-20T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2020-12-29T20:15:57","modified_gmt":"2020-12-30T02:15:57","slug":"201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/archivo\/201\/","title":{"rendered":"Los despertares de lunes son lentos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahora so\u00f1\u00e9 que me sal\u00eda un ojo en el ombligo. Estaba lind\u00edsimo. Coqueto, miraba a izquierda y a derecha, pesta\u00f1eaba y seduc\u00eda a los ojos en los ombligos de la gente a mi alrededor: todos ten\u00edamos ojos en la panza.<\/p>\n<p>Era vaciado porque la ropa ten\u00eda dise\u00f1os adecuados: playeras con agujeros redondos en medio, ombligueras, blusas semi-transparentes con diferente entramado de la tela a la altura del ombligueishon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lo raro es que lo que ve\u00eda mi ojo del ombligo (y estoy segura de que ve\u00eda) no llegaba en se\u00f1ales nerviosas a mi cerebro. Me pregunto&#8230; entonces, <em>\u00bfpara QUI\u00c9N estaba mirando mi ojo del ombligo?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00bfSer\u00e1 que todos ten\u00edamos aliens en la panza (aliens curiosos que sacan sus periscopios? \u00bfSer\u00e1 que los ojos en el ombligo eran un implante de moda, m\u00e1s en el plano de la cirug\u00eda est\u00e9tica, adorno vil, pues?<\/p>\n<p>Misterio.<\/p>\n<p>Habr\u00e1 que volver a dormir y plantear estas cuestiones :)<\/p>\n<p>Buenas noches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahora so\u00f1\u00e9 que me sal\u00eda un ojo en el ombligo. Estaba lind\u00edsimo. Coqueto, miraba a izquierda y a derecha, pesta\u00f1eaba y seduc\u00eda a los ojos en los ombligos de la gente a mi alrededor: todos ten\u00edamos ojos en la panza. Era vaciado porque la ropa ten\u00eda dise\u00f1os adecuados: playeras con agujeros redondos en medio, ombligueras, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-variainvencion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sCt21-201","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2261,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions\/2261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raxxie.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}